Why must you leave me on a Monday night, when there is nothing on but NBC's Chuck: the show that no one has ever seen. Ever. This is not good; I am not prepared for solitude and boredom. Tomorrow I'm playing basketball, and Dan's coming over to play FIFA. And there's a hockey game on. Why do the good things bunch together like that? Spread out, boys. Get some air. No need to all pile into Tuesday night. Monday's lonely after all. You know why? Because Monday night is Tuesday's fatter, less interesting twin.
Wait. Just found an unwatched Netflix sitting on the bureau. Things are going to be okay.
I Heart You
